Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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