C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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