So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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