Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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