Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
It was confusing and full of hummus
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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