Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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