nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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