all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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