just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
