You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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