Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
