So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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