I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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