Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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