I don't think brook has ever known best
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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