I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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