I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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