Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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