she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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