Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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