Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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