why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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