we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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