So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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