I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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