I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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