yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
