You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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