Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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