We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
are you so shy because you have an std?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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