absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i already hear my dad disowning me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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