You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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