Yo dont text me then not text me
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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