Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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