Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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