I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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