you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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