I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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