I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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