Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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