i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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