Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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