Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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