don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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