You really coming over, don't trick.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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