I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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