Do you still have your period?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There are leaves in my underwear?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
