can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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