seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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