i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have demons in me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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