proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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