Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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