hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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