ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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